June 2012
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Dying.
So fucking sick.
May 2012
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You’re ruining my birthday.
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Oh fuck.
87 in English.
teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude
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Can we just skip tomorrow?
Let’s go straight to Thursday. I want to go to the Great Escape already.
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The only reason I’m staying up is because I’m hoping you’ll text me at midnight.
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Look I’ve been crying every single night and I don’t see the sun I...
– Justin Nozuka
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Happy fucking birthday to me.
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See I’ve been waiting all day
For you to call me baby
So let’s get...
– Karmin
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please don’t ruin my birthday.
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Tomorrow's gonna suck.
which is awful cause it’s my birthday….
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Out of curiosity, does the dashboard ever end?
curiositygotthekat:
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coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
eating in front of people
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
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God, I love you.
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So many people are texting me right now.
I don’t want to talk to any of them, though.
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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hyperbolequeen:
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
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