I wonder if I scared you away, lol. I thought we were gonna text all day, but that didn’t happen. Where did you go?
I thought I knew you.
But in reality, I never really did.
Why should I be hanging out with a 6 when I’m clearly a 10? I should be...– Natalie
Relationships don't work,
tedeezy: Because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online, sex became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking, getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural.
How don't you hate me?!
I text you soo much. It’s gotta be really annoying. I’m sorry. I wouldn’t blame you for leaving again.
Para siempre te amaré, Para siempre te querré, Mientras en mí haya vida,...
My birthday this year is going to suck compared to my birthday last year.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
beforethebereavement: hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace. Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.
On Friday, Katie and I were talking about pillow pets. I said how I still have the one you gave me, it’s just under my bed. She was surprised and said, “You still have it?! I thought you would’ve burned it!” Yesterday, Natalie and I were talking about pillow pets. I told her the same thing (that the one you gave me is under my bed). She said, “Wow, I would’ve...
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
Crying from all the memories that are flooding my head right now.
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I had a dream that I went to the beach, and they were all there. I became like best friends with them, too. We sang together and took tons of pictures. And then they were like “just so you know…we’re gay” lmao. I blame tumblr for that part. It was still a great dream, though.
A normal day for Paul.
Paul: Right boys, we have a lot of work to do toda-where's louis?
Harry: I don't know, he was meant to be showing me a good time but..
Paul: Where's Zayn?
Niall: Paul when's lunch?
Paul: He was meant to be showing you what?
Niall: PAUL I'M HUNGARY!
Paul: Niall you just had 34576 pancakes!
Niall: And what?
Paul: God sakes where's Liam?
*in the background*
Liam: Hi Guys! *waves to computer screen*
Paul: Liam get off the computer.
Louis: I'VE ARRIVED!
Paul: Good where's Zayn?
Niall: *Mouth full of chicken* probably DM'ing some bitches.
Paul: HARRY STOP BITING LOUIS!
Paul: NIALL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CHICKEN FROM?
Niall: I dunno, I found it.
Liam: Teehee I love you guys!
Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
Zayn: Paul did you steal my mirror?
Paul: Why would I steal your mirr-HARRY PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON!
Harry: But I feel so freeeeeeeeeeeee
Zayn: SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY MIRROR!
Liam: All I need is you guys and cookies and milk...hey who ate my cookies!
Niall: SORRY LIAM!
Harry: Louis have you got a sock down there or what?
Paul: Come on guys, focus...
Louis: When did you get so big?
Harry: Niall, what's your grandma's number?
Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
Liam: But we're staying up all night with Payne.
Paul: ZAYN LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE!
Zayn: but it's only 5cm tall today...
Paul: NIALL, YOU CAN'T EAT SOAP!
Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HAND OFF HARRY'S PENIS!
Paul: HARRY STOP ENJOYING IT!
Paul: *to himself* How did I get stuck babysitting these homosexuals?
P.S I saw this on twitter, don't credit me!
Tomorrow, I have to go to a car wash for KEY club. What the hell am I supposed to wear? If it was summer..I’d wear a bathing suit. But it’s supposed to be 55 degrees tomorrow. So do I wear like jeans and a long sleeve shirt? I don’t really want to wash cars in that…but idk what else I’d wear. Ahhh. This is such a problem.